Saturday, August 6, 1994

Dear journal,

I've got a problem. About what? Girls. No! Wait! Don't stop reading! I'm 14, and I've never kissed a girl. Is that pathetic? I don't know. I'd rather be friends with girls rather than "making out" with them. Everything just seems stupid.
Another problem. Summer's almost over. Well, not really. But it sure feels that way. I've tried to read A Tale Of Two Cities so I'm not completely lost in History, but it's BORING!!!

Is it pathetic? No, Dave, the fact that it would be two and a half more years is pathetic. But I digress.
It's pretty funny that I was simultaneously uninterested in kissing anyone and reading Dickens. I swear, I was 80 when I was 14.